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Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they
came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame Paddy isn't
here. We could have gotten the job".
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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside,
when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in charge of petrol, the man
decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."
So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you apperception
topping that up?"
And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either."
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he
gets the by-now anticipated response that he can't do that.
The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what
kind of petrol station is this ?"
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man
"To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."
The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish
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